This is stupid
im sure that will keep her warm
Oh come on man,
don’t be like that!
I’ve been up all night
working my ass off for you and the rest of the fair.
You know how much more you can afford now that I’m here?
That meat you feed your carnivorous aquatic brethren doesn’t come cheap
I’m working myself to the bone.
I don’t even know what’ I’m typing anymore.
Don’t be so cruel to a brother B’(
GEEE
FINE
You can sleep in my camper while I work
CAUSE YOU KNOW, I ALSO WORK HARD HERE
You’re a doll <3
I know you work hard
and one of these days
I’ll fix my schedual
so I can actually see your handiwork 8)
/sigh
Ok, whatever.
Oh come on man,
don’t be like that!
I’ve been up all night
working my ass off for you and the rest of the fair.
You know how much more you can afford now that I’m here?
That meat you feed your carnivorous aquatic brethren doesn’t come cheap
I’m working myself to the bone.
I don’t even know what’ I’m typing anymore.
Don’t be so cruel to a brother B’(
GEEE
FINE
You can sleep in my camper while I work
CAUSE YOU KNOW, I ALSO WORK HARD HERE
Oh Duke,
baby,
I understand
You’re just afraid of your hidden feelings for me
It’s okay
If you ever did confront them
the fair would never be the same
Our romance would spawn rainbows and lightning storms at the same time
with clouds made of apple sauce and techno lightning throbbing to our awe inspiring beats
I guess the world will just have to go without our reality warping cosmo kick-assery
that’s a show stopper anyway
not a starter
and I just got here.
Oh baby,
that face could kill tentacruel
Gimme a skillet and some soy sauce
I’ll whip you up a dish from the carcass
Your disdain
and my love
will create the best dish ever known to man kind
We’ll make a franchise out of it
make millions
or you will, too much money is too hot for me to touch
This is exactly
why you’re staying
with Alejandro.
Oh Duke,
baby,
I understand
You’re just afraid of your hidden feelings for me
It’s okay
If you ever did confront them
the fair would never be the same
Our romance would spawn rainbows and lightning storms at the same time
with clouds made of apple sauce and techno lightning throbbing to our awe inspiring beats
I guess the world will just have to go without our reality warping cosmo kick-assery
that’s a show stopper anyway
not a starter
and I just got here.
Not that you can see this, but I did ask. You just have to pay closer attention bro.
My camper is really small
I rather let you with Alejandro.
I think he likes you.
Not saying I hate you
Because I don’t
Yeah.
If that doesn’t work
why don’t you stay with Milan.
I think he likes little guys too.
LMAO yo man
Al would probably bite
but I mean,
don’t want to lead the kid on too much
that could end badly and I don’t wanna have to high tail it out of here just yet.
Is Milan that fluffy haired asshole? Cause I think I just pissed him off.
Kekekeke
Yes
Yes he is.
Glad you know him
it’s a good start.
Would be weird throw you to a complete stranger.
Not that you can see this, but I did ask. You just have to pay closer attention bro.
My camper is really small
I rather let you with Alejandro.
I think he likes you.
Not saying I hate you
Because I don’t
Yeah.
If that doesn’t work
why don’t you stay with Milan.
I think he likes little guys too.
